I had a dream that I was at Uni, my lecture had finished so wanted to get back home before my exam at 4pm.

Couldn't be bothered to get a bus, so headed to the train station. Bumped into Steve Thornton  while waiting for a ticket, chatting about something and some cheeky girl pipped up next to us, butting in. I told her to fuck off, to realise her big brother and mates were standing behind her. Her brother came up really close to my face, so I legged it. Steve ran in one direction, I ran in the other.

The girl started chasing me through a water park with her brothers to beat me up. I feel over and the girl caught up to me, gave me a cheeky smile and then (for some reason) we started running away together. Holding hands we ran through Wacky Warehouse, her brothers unable to catch up.

In the end we lost them and I got her number, KURCHING! Checked my watch, it was 3:59pm, so I was shitting it as I was going to miss my exam. Got onto a platform in the middle of London and didn't have a clue where I was. It was 4:30pm, so I gave up.

Then managed to find myself at home, went to text the girl to make myself feel better for missing the exam, to realise I had taken her phone with me by accident... FAIL!

THAT LADIES AND GENTLE MEN, IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EAT CHEESE BEFORE BED!